What Our Guests Are Saying

“The resort should get some horses. I felt kinda dumb driving around in that dinky little golf cart. But the grub was good.”
~Tex Britten, Arizona

“It was so sunny all the time I found myself wishing it would rain. Just a little shower, not like it rains back home.”
~Gilbert Buford, Louisiana

“I really liked hanging with the monkeys. They’re so smart, I’m thinking maybe they’re aliens, and that whole Primate Research thing was really them studying us. I’m hoping next time I come they’ll beam me up to the mother ship and give me a tour.”
~Sonny Joon, Ganymede

“Just the vacation I needed. The azure sea juxtaposed with that pink sand beach gave me a perfectly rude idea for my next collection!”
~Minette, Paris, France

“The bird-watching was darn good. I spotted a Yellow-rumped Warbler and almost dropped my bait bucket.”
~Red Knott, Pennsylvania

“How wonderful to see land and sea creatures running and swmming free in all their wild and often dangerous glory! I have come to love sharks almost as much as I love wolves.”
Guadalupe Comillo, Washington, D.C.

“This place ROCKS!! I saw an octopus, three sharks, two barracudas, and a jellyfish! The jellyfish even stung my sister and made her arm swell up so bad it looked like an Italian sausage! It was AWESOME!!”
~Dewey Finklestine, Ohio